USA vs Jamaica Pt 2

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USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JAM: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.
JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long
JAM: But wait, no Robot naah run todey!

USA: Get me a pop please
JAM: Beg yuh carry wan Aerated wata fi mi deh

USA: It's time for a Perm
JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck!! This is nasty.
JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid.

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible.
JAM: Massa gad, pickney, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.

USA: Please make some room in the bus so this man can sit.
JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache
JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi

USA: These mangoes look a bit over ripe
JAM: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh

USA: He has very large full eyes
JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners
JAM: Im dont have no broughtupsi!

USA: perspiration odour
JAM: him smell green

USA: poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet

USA: oh, dear
JAM: ee-eeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit disorder
JAM: Di pickeny too dam hard ears!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia
JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismal ... my stomach hurts
JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a wash out yah now .. mi belly bine up

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures
JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh

USA: OH my your feet are so ashy...
JAM: yuh foot tuff like aligata back ... yuh couldn't rub likkle cocanat ile pon yuh foot dem
 

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