whats ur new year resolution?

sharpy

sharpy

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well me did wah fi stap cuss but since dat only ago happen wen me dead....i guess to start the year fresh....people who nuh value shit inna me life me jus permanently delete dem and dont bring dem inna me new year.....2009 less cruffs more progress a dat me a defend......
 

girl if u stop curse d effin wurld change........ah hear down to ur 10 pinkey cursing , u muss b does curse all in ur sleep nuh fuk lolQQn do i hear a curse coming on
 
2009 is my time to shine

My New Year's Resolution...
  1. To maintain my VIRGINITY and my INSANITY :rolleyes:
  2. Stop cussin badwud... I picked up dat habit pon di hintanet
  3. Start grad school... get di executive position... ovadose mi bank book... an den retire wen mi reach 25 :D
  4. To make peace wid a certain person who I cant get along wid... but cant get along widout
  5. Stop mek heedyat hintanet ppl get pon mi nerves
  6. Start reading my Bible again... I never got pass Exodus... wat a shame
  7. And go back to church caz I havent been there in years
  8. To love more deeply and give more freely and ask for nothing in return :cool:
  9. To be nicer to people caz GOD has been kind to me... Thank you Father
  10. To do all the great things I did in 2008 but do them even better in 2009 :p
 
laaaawd

samantha-sweet said:
My New Year's Resolution...
  1. To maintain my VIRGINITY and my INSANITY :rolleyes:
  2. Stop cussin badwud... I picked up dat habit pon di hintanet
  3. Start grad school... get di executive position... ovadose mi bank book... an den retire wen mi reach 25 :D
  4. To make peace wid a certain person who I cant get along wid... but cant get along widout
  5. Stop mek heedyat hintanet ppl get pon mi nerves
  6. Start reading my Bible again... I never got pass Exodus... wat a shame
  7. And go back to church caz I havent been there in years
  8. To love more deeply and give more freely and ask for nothing in return :cool:
  9. To be nicer to people caz GOD has been kind to me... Thank you Father
  10. To do all the great things I did in 2008 but do them even better in 2009 :p
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what a grocery list look how it long lol
 
samantha u friggin lie , d fuss ting u say iz u wh maintain ur virginity and maintain ur insantinty but dehn u come back say u wah love more and give more frelly, u knw wah i read dat as ? U wah mek lov more and give up d pussy mo relly loololol :D
 
Rexxxy said:
what a grocery list look how it long lol
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thats the same ting di U.S. customs man say to mi wen him ask mi fi list all di food items weh mi bring back from Jamaica... das why mi nah bring no suitcase nex time mi go down caz mi nah bring back nuttin fi nobody... dem not even gimi $20 fi pay fi ova weight...

And... anyway... I bet u I can do everything I say I am gonna do in 2009... Mi a bet yuh 500 U.S. dolla...
 
Rass sharp beat mi to dis post lol

my fuss wud be to become more emotionally open to my family and frens

continue to raise ah happy and confident dawta

stop smoke

hit di rass gym hard...my gosh ah muss di smoke mi smoke or di stress

tell mi psychotherapist bout she mudda

continue to cut off n bun badminded ppl

buy mi mum ah house

leff ppl men alone

and be alive fi 2010

blessings and prosperity to all inna di new yr :)
 
samantha-sweet said:
thats the same ting di u.s. Customs man say to mi wen him ask mi fi list all di food items weh mi bring back from jamaica... Das why mi nah bring no suitcase nex time mi go down caz mi nah bring back nuttin fi nobody... Dem not even gimi $20 fi pay fi ova weight...

And... Anyway... I bet u i can do everything i say i am gonna do in 2009... Mi a bet yuh 500 u.s. Dolla...
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me a bet $1000 ..... Jamaican dollars that is lol lmaooooo
 
thgzs said:
samantha u friggin lie , d fuss ting u say iz u wh maintain ur virginity and maintain ur insantinty but dehn u come back say u wah love more and give more frelly, u knw wah i read dat as ? U wah mek lov more and give up d pussy mo relly loololol :D
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Excuse me mista thgzs... For your information... i R a virgin... an i hintend to keep it dat way for 2009... so mi nah tell nuh lie... an if yuh doh blv me yuh can go ask me gynacologist :D

An mi say fi 2009 mi a go love more deeply and give more freely and ask for nothing in return. Fuss of all... if mi did a talk bout mekkin love... mi woulda ask fi nuff nuff money in return... caz altho mi nah sell ... if a man want it him affi pay dung pon it

An second of all... wen mi say give more freely I mean give to the needy... not to the horny... so dat does not involve sex

An lass but not lease... mi a maintain mi virginity fi 2009 and until mi marrid... an mi man aggo be virgin too caz mi a mek him wear a chastity belt fi 2009 an mi a padlock it an mek mi fada kip di key till mi married... and all these tings... and so on
 
kitt katt u smoke? a wey me a hear doe.....u fi tap.....and thgz nuh mek me afi karate u bloodclaat inna u nosehole eno...from me bawn me a cuss..a me grandfadda gimme di name sharpmouth before him dead...him dead wen me a 5...big up gooley me miss u bad.......so unu can gwaan tink a bloodclaat joke ting wid di name...me try nuff time fi tap cuss but i cant...i guess i need to baptize..maybe dat wi help me....me nah tap trace unu bumboclaat so deal wid it.....samantha nobadi nuh wah u welfare food....wah tek unu people a farrin...a bring unu flea market, payless fukery come a jamaica...newsflash we all kno a jamaica sey a cheap shit...and guess wah we nah tek dem; if dem cheap u a get it bak sametime misses.......laahahahahahahhaa...rexxxy better yu gi har 1000cents jamaica....dat a 10 dalla...lol a dat u fi trick dem...trick dem wid cents....arrite baby me wi send u wah 10,000 dalla(cents)....100 dalla dat nuh rite mrs mathematician samantha....ahahahah big up me cute pussy..suk unuself
 
well well

my new yr resoolution is to......

stop work so hard..

breed...(by wan japanese man)

stop borrow people man..

stoppp read mix up and passa passa.....

stop wear tight and short clothes (pure long clothes a dweeet mi a turn muslim)

sstop drink alcohol( pure kool aid a dweet)

and fi continue being a church sista.....


and always try to be on time when im supose to be some where.....( im always late).


and last but not least...fuck rexxxyyyyyy ahahahahahhaa....abumayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...mek mi tap it
 
sharpy mi nuh bring food go a jamaica... wen mi a go dung mi pack mi clothes an shoes an any ting weh mi need an dats it... an wen mi reach dung deh mi find a man weh willin fi spen nuff money fi di 2 or 3 wks wen mi dung deh... LOL

a wen mi a come home dem waa gimi alla sorta bush an yam an breadfruit an dasheen an ackee fi bring back up fi ppl... fi mek u.s. customs dig up mi suitcase... an mi always end up ova weight wid odda ppl tings

Rexxxy cyaa trick mi an gimi 1000 cent caz mi wi rob him wen him drop asleep LOL 2009 mi nah chat to nuh bruk pakit man... so all u pal men betta show yuh credit cyaad before unu pm mi... dat mi say
 
ah rite mek me stop clown u ppl lol nexx ting all yuh wah tump meh down............ fuh 2009 i wah a paltalk ooman dis is deh catergories

1. She musnt curse nuh form ah blud cleat n fuk so exclude Sharpmouth
2. She musnt ha a big farrid and must not be from st. Kitts suh exclude Kit Kat
3. She musnt theif hot dawg at ppl party suh xclude deanna...

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yeah sammy i iz ah virgin too i ha d key fuh ur lock and wdf sharp u feel dis is effin munday nite raw lol who u gonna drop kick dis aint ray mesterio
 
thgz u gwwan chat.....cawz if u ever get inna me romping shop u wuda love hear me cuss bloodclaat all day long....i dont fuk small island men anyways...a jewish me a defend.........sammy mek sure di credit card nuh expire or empty....me nuh carry nuttin go gi nobadi a farrin and me nuh bring down nuttin either...use fedex or dhl....extra piece and overweight gawn up so fuk dem....thgz go bade
 
How one woman come on here talk bout she a virgin but if man have nuff money he can get it..hahahahaha. Then turn round chat bout when she go a JA man pay for her to stay? That dont sound like virgin activities to me. BLOODCLAAT!!!!
 
sharpy di cyaad nuffi have nuh limit an if it expire b4 2010 dem cyaa nuh badda wid it LOL

now mek mi address dis person ya

BlackOrchid said:
How one woman come on here talk bout she a virgin but if man have nuff money he can get it..hahahahaha. Then turn round chat bout when she go a JA man pay for her to stay? That dont sound like virgin activities to me. BLOODCLAAT!!!!
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Fuss of all mi doh know yuh, doh know if yuh a man or ooman, doh kno weh yuh come from, for all i know yuh a goodly hermaphrodite alien from outta space, so gwan an low mi

Second of all, mi neva say if a man have nuff money him can get it so go read di post again :eek:

Third of all, mi korean man have a mansion a Jamaica an one a Tahiti so nobody naafi pay fi mi stay so move yuh claat fraa ya a badmine yuh badmine tru yuh cyaa go pon plane LMAO!!!

An fourth of all stop grudge mi fi mi virginity :p yuh cyaa getti caa mi no f%ck hermaphrodite
 
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