An old Jamaican lady is in an elevator in a high rise apartment building in New York, going to visit some relatives.
A beautiful young woman gets in smelling like very expensive perfume.
She turns up her nose at the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio, Beverly Hills, $120.00 an ounce."
The old lady with a deadpan expression says nothing.
Another young, beautiful, expensive-smelling woman enters the lift, turns, looks down her long pointed nose at the old lady and says "Chanel No.5, Paris, $200.00 an ounce"
The lift is now filled with the aroma...