wey di fuss ting u do wen u wake?

[thgzs]

well hmmmmmm, fuss ting i do is roll around in d sheets, wipe d kakajay out meh eye, ( pick meh nose at times , based on d time ah d year )brushmeh teeth, look espn. ah 2 magga to go shit in d mawnin i sav dat fur later on, and dah is it fur d early mawnin

 

[kevenClass]

fuss ting me do a brush me teeth...wash me face...hold a shit...den bade..lol

who the hell shyt when dem just wake!!!!!!

the fus the ting i do is pray to god and den brush me teeth tek a piss and cut a fart at the same time , den go right back to bed hahahha

 

[sharpy]

mali if u drink milk a night time u wi shit inna di mawninz wid ease...u mus train u bowels...me afi shit fi di day...if not by mawnin by afternoon