A Rasta and his Empress are in court getting a divorce. The problem was, who should get custody of the child?
The Empress jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody"
The judge turns to the rasta and says, "What do you have to say in the matter?"
The Rasta sat for a while contemplating ... then slowly rose and said, "Yow ... your Honour, If I and I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi come out, a who fa Pepsi ... 'I and I' or the machine?