Jokes: Medical Students

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them,
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his
mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body
and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them
and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention."