joke time : Me Want Chicken

[mixhoney]

A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Jamaica and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain conciousness. Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled, "Luk yah man! If me did want orange, me woulda fall down in de market."

 

[sharpy]

dis yah fowl joke need some scotch bonnet pepper inna it.....mix go learn fi cook and tap depend pan KFC

 

[SexyDede]

Sharpp

Nuh badda learn mind u bun di down di bloodclaat house..u caaan even boil water.............hahahahaa

 

[sharpy]

me can cook...all u can do a hot up food...gwey dede....wen u go guyana bring me bak wah man.....fi 2009 me nah fuk no jamaican man......me ago international now...but wait guyana poor...shit i need a man from like france and germany....me nuh like australia...too much sharks and bush

 

[reggaeme]

lol

lol laaawd them stingy with the chicken lol

 

[SexyDede]

gwey big head gall....mi a coook all noww.......wellll mi waa wan japanese man fi 2009..mi waaan chiney babyy..ahahahaha

 

[sharpy]

u cant breed so buy wah dolly and call dat u chiney pickney.....u a cook now? bway rexy did well trong fi nyam fi u insipid food and trong enuff fi nuh dead.....rexxy u are a blessed strong man....a wanda wey she over dey a cook? musi tuna and mayonnaise wid bread as usual....nuh badda go put it inna pot cawz dat bloodclaat cannot cook

 

[SexyDede]

a foood same wayy..welll atleast mi na dead fi hungryyyy...ahahahahahha mi soon leave unu trouble mekka and gone a work

 

[sharpy]

tuna and mayonnaise a hol man? and me did tink a brown stew fish or oxtail wid rice and peas.....my gawd wat a relief.....

 

[samantha-sweet]

tuna an mayonnaise LMAO!!!

if mi walk inna KFC mi woulda drop dung too... caz dem food sickenin... dem a cook ostrich an a call it chicken... mi nuh nyam KFC nor McDonalds. Mi Korean man a spen money pon mi so mi stop nyam fass food now

 

[sharpy]

samantha a pure tuff food u nyam..pure irish..yam....dumpling...a nuff a dem tuff food u nyam mek u nuh kno fast food....chinese food a di nastiess...not even di chiney dem inna di chiney shop nyam dem owna food...and a pure cheap canola oil dem use fry it....dats why me afi love me madda cawz she teach me fi cook and bake...so a more dan romping shop me have.....talk up me pussy dainty....lol