Joke: Jamaican Robber

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A Jamaican bank robber went into a bank at Half Way Tree and pulled out a gun and said:

"Hevry baddy lie dung pon di grung or ah shoot yuh bloodclaat"
"Tella! full up de grip wid dollaz."

After the teller filled up the suitcase with money, the robber said to one man on the ground:

"You deh! Yuh see a rabbry ere toodeh?" The man said "Yes! mi see every ting."
So he shot the man dead and said to the next man lying beside him, "You deh! Yuh see a rabbry ere toodeh?"
The man said "No sah! but mi wife see every ting."