Joke: Jamaican Maid

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The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?

Marie: Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi iron better than you!
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Marie: Your husband says so.
Wife: Oh.

Marie: The second reason........ah cooks better than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Marie: Your husband again
Wife: Oh.

Marie: My last reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: (really furious now): My husband says that as well??

Marie: No ma'am, the Gardener.
Wife: How much yuh seh you want again?