The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?
Marie: Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase. The first one, mi iron better than you!
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Marie: Your husband says so.
Marie: The second reason........ah cooks better than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Marie: Your husband again
Marie: My last reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: (really furious now): My husband says that as well??
Marie: No ma'am, the Gardener.
Wife: How much yuh seh you want again?