Joke: Black Eye Again

Teacher:- what's wrong?

Johny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again Johny?

Johny:- Dad asked me again, Johny are u sleeping? & I shut up& kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I'm also coming .....